lorekai: Things More Likely to Kill you than Sharks.

Coconuts.

Jellyfish.

Falling out of bed.

Falling in general.

Horses.

Dogs.

Snakes.

Ants. (nasty creepy things)

Bees.

The flu.

Food poisoning.

Other people.

Hippos.

Cows.

Vending Machines.

Driving.

Hot water.

Mosquitoes.

Christmas Trees.

Hang Gliders.

Spiders.

Fireworks.

Falling off a chair.

Canoes.

Sport.

Champagne Corks.

Choking on food.

Weather.

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation.

 

And yet do we propose coconut culls, or try to ban furniture? No, we don’t, because any one of these killing someone is a tragic accident, yet a shark doing anything is a vicious attack. How is that right? People who enter the situation do so knowing the risks, so why are sharks considered monsters for doing what comes naturally? It doesn’t make sense, and it angers me to no end that there are people out there who think that the mass slaughter of sharks would be a viable solution.

Sorry for the slight rant, came across a stupid on the internet (who’d of thought), so here is a picture of a happy shark. Thanks for reading.